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When on earth will The Sports Page open. God, can't a girl just get a pint of beer and watch some sports in this town? I am dying to see what the owners did to the former pick up joint Bananas. I heard it's totally classed up. Much more stylish than the island theme Bananas rocked for a bazillion years. Apparently the menu is going to be really great too, with pub grub side by side with upscale dishes. That sounds like a great spot for a date. One eye on the game and the other on her cleave. What a smashing idea. Dude, these guys thought of everything.

You know what I'm totally looking forward to? Supposedly there's going to be an upscale, martini bar-style joint downstairs. FINALLY! A place to great a freakin' martini in this town. I can't tell you how many times I've been to the Red Door or the Third Floor in the Gas Light or even in the revamped Molly Malone's and thought, I wish they'd dress this place up a bit, get some real drinks on the menu and serve me something in a cone shaped glass. For crying out loud, must every bar be so pedestrian?

Rumors and speculation are flying as to when the Sports Page will hold their soft opening. I am praying for as soon as possible, but I suppose if I have to wait another week to watch ESPN News, Belgian soccer, motorscross, cycling and three basebal games simulatneously on giant plasma TVs, then I will have to accept it and find some other useful way of spending my time.