Please, don't look so alarmed. Most people would not guess to look at me that I'm so far gone. I'm about five and a half feet tall, average build, with my eyes as my best feature. I'm a jeans and tee-shirt kind of girl, but I do like to dress up when the occasion calls for it. I was in a serious relationship for about a decade, which is part of the reason I'm living in the Seacoast area now - I moved here because my boyfriend wanted a new start, and couldn't stand living in Massachusetts for one second longer. Little did I know at the time that part of his new start included becoming a bachelor again. *sigh*

I have a small apartment that is large enough for me, my collections (books, DVDs, CDs, books, games, action figures, books, and even... *gasp*... a few albums... oh, did I mention books?), my computer and my cat Jobi.

My clock is ticking so loudly that I'm surprised no one has called in the bomb squad. I'm at that joyous age where I start timetabling relationships before they even start, trying to figure out how to get kidlets squeezed in before the expiration date on my eggs. An example of a recent internal conversation...

Well, if Jason from work decides to ask me out, and things go well over the fall, then we could probably move in together by the spring, get engaged, and plan for a fall 2006 wedding. That would still leave me with three years to get pregnant before I hit forty - plenty of time.

So I'm planning to have babies with some guy whose last name is a mystery to me (did I mention he just started work yesterday?) based on the fact that he is male, not ugly, and has a job. Of course, my original goal was kidlets by the age of thirty, but my darling ex pretty much blew that plan out of the water.

I hope this blog will help change the image of what people typically think of when they hear the phrase "internet geek", and maybe along the way I can serve as a cyber-tour guide to others.

~I.G.

Copyright © 2005 by Traci York (writing as Catherine Trevor)

You are quite the Google Queen!

Thank you, Manny dear. I even have a plaque somewhere to prove it...

I agree with Manny, you are the Google Queen....*bows down to your greatness*

I'm anxiosly awaiting further posts.

Oh wow! I love the "internal conversation" in this blog! I may be young, but it reminded me of myself, which b/c I'm young is probably not a good thing. HaHa But besides that I love that the "Internet Geek" is a girl and I'm really excited about reading your stuff! Good luck :)

Top banana! Can't wait for more. Go go Google Queen!

Looking forward to the posts in here...I'll be checking back often.

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